
Saturday, July 10, 2010 @ 10:26 PM
y chromosome.
I have always been asked why I am always single. So I'd like to just throw in a relationship-status update for the mortally curious among you and tell you all that i don't know. Nobody knows why. Life is a mystery, you know. And that is probably why. So ask me one more time. I dare you!
No.
Really.
WHYYY?
FINE. I don’t think men aren’t really that necessary.
Hmm, not a very good reason, isn't? But let me finish. I do not think we really need men in our lives. CRAAAAAP. Of course we do! Besides for reproductive purposes, indeed we need them as they make such amusing pets. That was a joke. Actually, I’ve realized that certain men have made my life more fun and interesting - in terms of both labelled and non-labelled relationshitips. On the other hand, I am proud of my temporary but very public singlehood status. Yes, somehow, I am. It’s just that I’m still a mystery to myself. LOL. What does that mean?
In conclusion, even though I believe I always have some good candidates running out there, I don’t really know why I am always single. But let’s just say… I always fall for the wrong guy. Looks like I’m doomed. I have not found the right person yet. Yeah, let’s just say that.
And speaking of men...
LOL. NO. Not those men. But I do love their show! And you know what's funny? I often find myself actually singing their theme song that goes mainly like this ♫♪ men men men men men men men whoo ooh hoo ohh oohh... hoo ohh hoo ohoh oo.. ♫♪ Like really. Crazy. Funny.
That’s Finn Hudson of Glee, people! Finn is the man who brings out the fangirl in me! Oh boy, I really think he’s gorgeous and there’s something in those eyes and there's definitely something about the way he looks. Innocent. Confused. ♥_♥ I super love him! LOL. Is this weird? Am I crazy? Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks he is hot! T-E-L-L--M-E!
And speaking of me, fangirling...
I'm truly sorry, Rachel Berry...
Yeah boy! :D
HAHA this is redonkulous. Check this out. I found that there are actually three types of Fangirl (from urbandictionary.com):
NORMAL FANGIRL (STAGE ONE)
- has a slight obsession with the object of her desire
- reads fanfics about her chosen desire; has about 10 posters of her desire.
RABID FANGIRL (STAGE TWO)
- a slight step up from the Normal Fangirl phase and is aged between 12-17 years old.
- writes shitty fanficton (all fanficton is shit); sqeeees ALOT; uses those gay anime emoticons such as ^_^).
UBER FANGIRL (FINAL TRANSFORMATION)
- this is the ultimate form of Fangirl; has a Livejournal/devinart/Myspace/xanga account; is seen at Gaia Online and Neopets FC (about 70% of the FC are on this stage already); has about 1000000000 posters dedicated to her object.
Normal Fangirl: I like Itachi, hes hot.
Rabid Fangirl: NOOOOO!!! ITACHI IS MINE BITCH!!!!!
Uber Fangirl: OMG!!!! ITACHI IZ MEH FURTOOR HUSBAND!!!!! LYKE WE IZ GUNNA MARRY N HAVE 10000000000 BEBIES!!^______________^: HE IZ MINE BICHTESEE!!!!!
Goodlord! Which type of fangirl you think I am now?
Lovelots ^_________________________^,
Pau