
Wednesday, July 14, 2010 @ 1:53 PM
you know you're oh so me when..
- You love saying random things to annoy some people like your mom, your sister, and Gareth Koh.
- Every time you watch Glee, you let yourself drown in those gorgeous eyes of Finn Hudson. You watch Glee in the hopes of having a sweet dream about him.
- You shed a lot of tears while watching Nicholas Sparks’ The Notebook, not because Noah wrote Allie 365 letters, everyday for a year, and she never got them, and not because at the end of the movie, their love let them die together. But because you wish you also had an appealing charm like Rachel McAdams. Like really.
- You rifle through the kitchen drawers saying "Where are the farrrking scissors?!!" and you are deadly serious.
- You don't want those muffin tops and you want to get rid of your love handles so bad. But you're so dumb that you did not realize that the apple juice you have been drinking like a fish has a lot of sugar in it. How about the amount of sugar and full cream milk you add to your everyday two cups of coffee? Yet you're not even a water person. Good lord.
- You read the The Secret's Law of Attraction over and over again. But you always fail so miserably to apply it to your life. Or maybe you're not even trying!
- You sometimes feel jittery and you think it’s because you had too much coffee. You’re confuse because other people have been drinking at least four cups of coffee a day. Your mom is trying to restrict you to only a cup and patiently says "Don’t compare yourself to others; everybody is different." Ah, you then feel so guilty, yet you drink your another cup of coffee in the evening.
- You're outdated. Even the songs in your iTunes are outdated.
- You're obsessed with foam on your drinks. You always want foam on your coffee. You want foam on your milo. You want foam on your hot chocolate. And since you do not have one of those espresso-makers with the steamer thing on the side, you discover frothing your milk with an egg beater. Then you think you're a genius.
- You miss having the only thing you ever order at Starbucks: Green Tea Latte + Oreo cheesecake.
- You actually relate to Peyton Sawyer's "People are going to disappoint you, I get that, I kind of expect that but, what happens if one day you wake-up and realize you are the disappointment?"
- You play loud music in the bathroom so you can poop to your full potential. Joke. You just love listening to music and singing to it while taking a hot hoooot shower.
- You have been playing guitar for four freaking years and you still don't know bar chords/power chords nor do you know how to read those damn tabs.
- You find yourself singing to a pile of dirty plates: "Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-Roma-ma-ah! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance." Or sometimes, “Men men men men manly men whoo ooh hoo ohh oohh... hoo ohh hoo ohoh oo..”
- You are having multiple dreams about that someone special of yours you haven’t seen in four damn months… and counting. You thought maybe dreams are just dreams but still wonder why. And then you come up with the following possible conclusions:
- You left, for god’s sake, he has found a replacement of you!
- You miss him and you still want him that it hurts and stings so bad. Cuts so bad. Burns so bad. Right in the balls.
- Who do you think you are? You know deep inside there’s a place in his heart you can never occupy. Wake up!
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